“Sometimes when you learn the meaning of a term, it can be very disappointing. I remember when I was a kid, we were going to meet one of my mom’s friends and she described her as a cat person. When we got there I was like ‘wait, so you just like cats?’ Dude, that’s a cat liker. A cat person is a different story. ‘Why does Steven never go in the pool?’ ‘Oh, he’s a cat person.’”

— Demetri Martin (via fyeahdemetrimartin)

  9:08 pm  |   February 26 2012   |  27 notes